They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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