Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
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