I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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