Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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