Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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