Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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