who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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