my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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