Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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