Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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