Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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