you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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