is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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