Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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