Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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