i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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