dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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