There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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