He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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