He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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