And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
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