they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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