I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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