YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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