So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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