We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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