The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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