We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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