the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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