yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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