oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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