Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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