you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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