I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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