we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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