I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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