jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
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