you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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