id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
