Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
