Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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