oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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