I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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