my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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