Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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