So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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