Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
