I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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