pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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