She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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