i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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