i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Houston, we have a squirter
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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