This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
