Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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